I have been reliably informed on Twitter that today is in fact #NationalBlackCatAppreciationday, which is apparently a thing. Granted, only one use of this tweet can be found, (H/T to @BlackCatJewels!), but I will run with it because I am a cat, and easily excited.
This confuses me, as I simply considered every day to be such a day. However, I shall consult my book of Feline laws & regulations to see if I am undoubtedly entitled to extra treats, tickles, and time playing with the thing-on-a-string. If not, there will be punishments given, such as excessive painful kneading, meowing incessantly, and sitting on Hooman and not moving when he needs to go for a number 2.
So, happy #NationalBlackCatAppreciation day to all my black cat buddies out there!